I have more spools of floss than you could ever want in a lifetime. Old floss, new floss, Rayon, silk---every color you can think of. Boxes of floss. So much floss that you would think I manufacture floss in my basement.
But...do you think I could find just ONE spool of simple black floss? MIA. I have no idea where it is. Need it. Needed it NOW!
Jumped in the Jeep. Drove 100 miles round trip to Scotia--near Albany. They have floss at a place called Goldstock's. An entire rack of floss. More floss and threads than you would ever imagine a shop carrying.
But...what?---what do you mean you are out of Black! I just drove 50 miles.
So...OK...Orvis will have some. I'll take anything---any brand. Gotta have it now. DFrove to Orvis. Another 45 miles, to Lake George. No Floss.
Ok, a place called "Fish 306". They have fly tying materials. Drove there....no Floss at all..
Back home now---where's that Black Floss???

